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Six taps, kept on your phone
Who you are, who is in the room, what lights the fuse, when the danger hour is, where it shows up in your body, what you need. We never see the answers.
For the parent who snapped today
Get less angry.
Starting in the next sixty seconds.
Shout into your phone or shake it. It reads the shape of your anger — never the words — walks you through a reset built for how you spike, then builds your plan for the danger hour.
Nothing recordedWorks on any phoneNot therapy, not a lecture
60 secondsto your first reset and signature
0 recordingsThe mic and motion sensor never leave your phone
6 tapsto a plan built for your danger hour
How it works
Not a course. Not a lecture. A reset that meets you mid-spike.
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Shout it out or shake it off
The mic reads the shape of your voice, never the words. The motion sensor reads the shake. Sixty seconds, a live meter, and then a reset built for the pattern it saw.
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See your signature. Get your plan.
Your Anger Signature is revealed with your rise time and recovery time. Log a Calm Save. Then your seven-day plan is built from your six answers and your signature.
The five Anger Signatures
Nobody gets a score. Everybody gets a shape — and the reset that fits it.
"Apparently I am a Pressure Cooker" is something people say out loud. A decibel number is not.
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Lightning Storm
Fast spike, fast fade. Body first, words second.
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Pressure Cooker
Slow build, late release. Let steam out earlier and smaller.
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Wildfire
Starts small, spreads fast. Distance is the tool.
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Ice Front
Goes quiet and cold. Warm up on purpose.
🌊
Tidal
Comes in waves. Name the wave and get a head start.
Bespoke, not generic
Your plan is built from six private answers and one real spike.
Two minutes a day for seven days. Tell it every age in the house — a toddler and a teen need different words — and the repair lines come back matched to each of them. Your pre-load matches your trigger, your reset matches your signature, and your alarm goes off fifteen minutes before your danger hour, not after.
WhoA parent
In the roomLittle ones + teens
The fuseGetting out the door
Danger hour4pm – 7pm
Shows up firstMy voice gets sharp
Signature🫖 Pressure Cooker
Day 3 · 2 minutes
One repair, in the right words
You have more than one age in the house, so the words change by who you are repairing with. Say the right one today, even for something small.
To your little ones: "I got too loud. That was mine, not yours. I am here and I am calm now."
To your teens: "I got it wrong just then. I was angry and I let it out on you. That is on me. I am sorry."
To your teens: "I got it wrong just then. I was angry and I let it out on you. That is on me. I am sorry."
Pricing
Relief first. Pay only when it has already helped.
Your first reset and your signature are free, forever. Prices in AUD, shown in your local currency at checkout.
First reset
$0
- Shout or shake, sixty seconds
- Your Anger Signature
- Day 1 of your plan
- Calm Saves and streak
Your 7-day plan
A$18.99once
- All seven days, built from your answers
- Repair line, pre-load script, reset protocol
- Recovery trend on your device
- 14-day no-questions refund
Calm Home Companion
A$16.99/ month
- Daily pressure forecast and prompt
- Season, holiday and heat-aware planning
- Weekly repair review by email
- Cancel anytime
Calmer Home Blueprint
A$79once
- Routine friction map
- Household support scripts
- Recovery board and weekly review
- Best for repeated routine friction
🌏All prices in AUD. Stripe shows your local currency at checkout.
Private by design
You are angry. You do not need to be surveilled about it.
Everything personal stays on your device. We built it that way because nobody shares the truth with a product that might repeat it.
- No audio is recorded. The mic feeds a live meter in your browser. Six aggregate numbers are kept. Never a recording, never words.
- Motion never leaves the page. Shake readings become the same six numbers, on-device, then are discarded.
- Your answers, signature, plan and saves live in your browser. We cannot read them.
- What we see: anonymous category-level events, like "a reset was completed", so we know whether it helps.
- Not therapy or emergency care. If anyone is unsafe right now, call your local emergency number.
Questions
The honest answers.
Does it actually work on my phone?
Yes. It runs in Safari on iPhone and Chrome on Android. iPhones ask once for motion permission; say yes for Shake, or just use Shout or Breathe. Nothing to install.
What if I do not want to use the microphone?
Use Shake, or Breathe with me, which uses no sensors at all. The plan still gets built from your six answers.
Is it for grandparents and partners too?
Yes. The first question is who you are here as, and the repair lines, support lines and scripts change accordingly.
What happens after I pay?
Stripe brings you straight back to the app with all seven days unlocked on that device. Bookmark it. If it did not help, reply to your receipt within fourteen days and we refund it.
Is this therapy?
No. It is practical, educational support for the minutes around anger. It is not diagnosis, therapy or emergency care.
Sixty seconds from now
The next hard moment can cause less harm, and recovery can start sooner.
That is the whole promise. Start with the reset.
Run my first reset — free